Monday, 27 November 2006

Greatest threat to democracy now available online!

Mother of all that's Holy! The Germans are manufacturing a device that could bring down the entire basis of our democracy overnight. The devils are producing "erasers" that can be used to alter the marks on paper ballots made using pencils. My colleague Neil has helpfully provided us all with an image of these infernal devices!

Warning: The above is a joke - if you take it seriously then well... *sigh*